beautifulwhatsyourhurry: gallium-knight: nerdnawesome: Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried I’m going to keep reblogging this until you all hear it. CLITOORIS I’M IN ACTUAL TEARS!
Anonymous asked: OH WAIT NOW I GET IT IT'S BECAUSE OF THE HAPPINESS QUOTE I swear I'm a smart person. Also HAHA you'll never know who this is because your ask box won't let me send things that are not anonymous.
Lying in bed wondering if it's worth it to get up...
Anonymous asked: Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts percolated monkey meat little birdy stinky feet french fried eyeballs boiled in a pot of blood and I forgot my straaaaaaaw. ... You're welcome for this amazing song.
Anonymous asked: I WAS GOING TO PUT A TERRIFYING PICTURE OF THE SPY STORE IN YOUR ASK BOX BUT LINKS ARE NOT ALLOWED AND NOW I AM SAD.
littleliionman: videohall: Coffee Faucet: If there were ever a time to say ‘shut up and take my money’ this is that time
Watey pantan! Crazy lantwnnn
should I shave: no
I am 29% Virgin at life! →
abitmoremuted-morelike-sunset: Start at 100% and subtract 1% for everything you’ve done. At the end, re-post this as I am % of a Virgin at Life. Smoked. Drank alcohol Cried when someone died. Been drunk. Had sex. Been to a concert. gotten/given a handjob. gotten/given a blowjob. Been verbally/sexually harassed. Verbally/sexully harassed somebody. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92% Felt...
1612th: imagine having a really big spider as a pet that didnt bite or jump or do anything scary just like a two foot long spider that just sits there and follows you around like a puppy and speaks english and when it talks it has a really deep voice and talks in a really agressive voice and rarely speaks when it speaks it only says helpful things like “yo man theres balloons on sale in the next...